A friend posted this on Facebook and I had to share it
Once again, if you don’t like bathroom and/or flatulence humor, then this blog is definitely not for you. Yes, I know it’s weird but it’s a serious subject 🙂 Read the rest of this entry
Proud Professional Procrastinator
I always say, “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?” I’m a proud procrastinator- I just can’t help it. I try to procrastinate just about everything for as long as I possibly can. You’d think all that procrastination would lead to panic later when I have to hurry up to do whatever the task is, but no I don’t. Read the rest of this entry
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How to annoy people
I know that I am really good at this, seeing as how I often state my occupation as “annoying people”, but I thought that I would share some of this with you who are less fortunate in the “annoying others” portion of your life.
How to Annoy People in an Elevator-
1. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
2. Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.