Monthly Archives: March 2012



A friend posted this on Facebook and I had to share it



Proud Professional Procrastinator


Proud Professional Procrastinator

I always say, “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?”  I’m a proud procrastinator- I just can’t help it.  I try to procrastinate just about everything for as long as I possibly can.  You’d think all that procrastination would lead to panic later when I have to hurry up to do whatever the task is, but no I don’t. Read the rest of this entry

How to annoy people


How to annoy people

I know that I am really good at this, seeing as how I often state my occupation as “annoying people”, but I thought that I would share some of this with you who are less fortunate in the “annoying others” portion of your life.


How to Annoy People in an Elevator-

1. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

2. Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

4. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

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